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Jersey Hello

When the man ejaculates into his lover's hand, and then forces them to slap themselves hard in the face with a hand full of nut sauce.
"Yea, man, that girl last night? I gave her the ol "Jersey Hello".
by MinusMan March 9, 2009
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New Jersey Hot

a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro
by joey77wvu January 29, 2009
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new jersey

I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.
someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
by lolli pop kid December 26, 2010
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dirty jersey

When a man initiates unprotected sexual intercourse with a sub-par class woman but - when he pulls out his penis - he is wearing a rubber (from the collection of old-dirty-discarded condoms in the woman's vagina). The phenomenon is like a battle between the penis and vagina, similar to a hockey fight, where the vagina "dirty jerseys" the penis with a condom and hence wins the fight.
That girl I had sex with while camping on the weekend gave me a dirty jersey! GROSS!
by blaaades November 29, 2010
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New Jersey

New Jersey and California even look alike!
by Pieman418 March 31, 2009
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Only in New Jersey

Something that's said when someone else says something strange.
Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?

Person 2: Are you retarded?

Person 1: Pig?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Horse?

Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
by Neeruam October 11, 2008
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Margate, New Jersey

A small island town in Atlantic County, New Jersey. It's only retaining value is that it is near Atlantic City. It is quickly loosing value and will soon implode on itself, most likely in the next five years.
aye, lets go get hoagies at wawa and then commit insurance fraud in Margate, New Jersey!
by salty spatoon April 18, 2018
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