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staten island

staten island is a borough of NEW YORK CITY you may not liik iit but guess wat that's wat iit is. all you ppl that shyt on iit that aiint even been 2 NEW YORK but talk bout iit liik iits your second home are faker then hell (LOOK WHERE U LIVIN aka NOT NEW YORK). staten island can B full of fakes but so can the Bronx. Brooklyn. Queenz. & Manhattan. or any other place U go, where U r don't make U fake who U r N how U act does. as far as staten island gurls being sluts or hoes completely false, staten island gurls r picky when iit comes 4rm getting wiit a nigga 4rm another borough cause yall niggas r the SLUTS n HOES fucking every hood rat bitch wiit a stink hole. ii don't rep staten island ii don't go hard 4 iit ii just don't appreciate all U ppl talking shyt so please STOP, THANK YOU!!!
nOn staten islander: your new right?

me:yes!

nOn staten islander: oOo so where you 4rm?

me: staten island.

nOn staten ialander:

(if even knowing bout staten) ewww ii hear iits maddd corny there!

me: mayb iit is mayb iit isn't but that's where ii was born N raised so have some RESPECT damn!!!

Rhode Island 

His dick is so Rhode Island you would never get pregnant.
Rhode Island by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

pen island painkiller 

The act of soothing a girls headache by giving her an asprin, inserting your penis in her ear and thrusting back and forth until you climax, then she uses your sperm to help swallow the asprin.
Baby my migrane wont go away, will you give me a pen island painkiller.

lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
lonely island by quackenmire February 25, 2009

Rhode Island Tuxedo 

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.
What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

Rhode Island handshake 

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.
Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

Coney Island Funnel Cake 

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...