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Horny Hoodlum

by anonymous March 10, 2023
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Horny Hoodlum

by Yruey March 10, 2023
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Laugh horny

It’s being so sensitive that things that aren’t funny still make you laugh until you cry. Like the kind of laugh when you can’t breathe, and you start to pee yourself because of something stupid Chandler said.
I’m sorry 😅 I know that kid face planting isn’t funny *cough* 🤣 but I’m just so fucking laugh horny right now - 😂 *cough*
by Jamchef81 March 31, 2023
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Horny

She unfolded before him like a ripe pomegranate spreading its sepals for the summer. From above, the Mediterranean sunshine pooled between her bare thighs. He could not tear his eyes away from her glistening collarbones. For a second, as she lifted herself from the pool, a stiff breeze blew from the southeast, pleasantly cool. Through the sheer wet fabric of her nightgown he could see two small nubs. Her nipples: pebbling from the cold. He could see them standing fat and upright and felt a surge of desire so strong it nearly felled him. He thought only of tearing the nightgown from her body to reveal the petal-soft line of her waist.

He looked down then and saw himself, all 12 inches in length, 3 inches in diameter, leaning slightly to the left. There was a delicate slit at his circumsised tip, through which he would eventually secrete the milky white symbol of his passion. He could see it in his mind, pooling from her juicy cavern, where he would spill himself.
But that would be later. For now, she was still pulling herself from the ladderless pool. She glanced down, and saw the shadow of the colossal jut of his member.
“God,” she said. “I’m quite horny.”
by m&m_345 February 5, 2023
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Horny Uwu

Horny uwu is basically what Nam does best. She likes the cute aesthetic but is a complete perv and is sexually frustrated for anime characters. However stays calm unless bored or triggered but its all about the horny in cute aesthetic
Don't you think Vivi is a horny uwu type?

Whyyyy would you say that?
Well she sent like, you know,

A what!?
A eroge manga screenshot and you know she super gives off cute and innocent....well tries to, soooo it came outta left field why she broke character
Ahhh yeah that makes sense, whatta you know Vivi is a horny uwu girl
by HighTeaBitch February 7, 2023
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Horny Tornado

You may have heard this term from someone who enjoys the Japanese series "Haikyuu!!". It basically was used to refer to a very horny character. To give some Context on the specific scene, The MC of the show, Shoyo Hinata, called his senpai, Yuu Nishinoya, a horny tornado because he ran and jumped on the girl he had a crush on, Shimizu Kiyoko, who is the manager of the volleyball team that both boys play on.
" He's like a horny tornado!" - Shoyo Hinata
by therandomanimeperson February 7, 2023
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Elkhart horny

An intensified state of sexual arousal after burning a bad one, a parking lot beat down, and a side of Penn station east coast subs French fries!
Let’s go to Penn Starion east coast subs for date night babe, I’m hoping to get you Elkhart Horny tonight!
by DetroitSportsGuy February 15, 2023
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