geronibone

A surprise erection.

I walked into the Moor Market last Saturday morning and caught a whiff of the fish stalls. Geronibone!

by Article F January 31, 2015

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015

German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.

My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!

by GreatWhiteD May 21, 2015

German Ass Fucker

A cocktail of jagermeister and red bull

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"

by Abacaxi May 26, 2015

Germunda cock

Very large item for hitting objects

Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake

by Germunda June 6, 2015

german army hat

Often referring to the tip of a man's penis. Also called a mushroom head.

He had a big German army hat on him.

by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015

german chowline

At least 8 people, linked in a circle, ass to mouth. While the group are eating each other's asses, they are also shitting in one another's mouths.

Hey! would you guys like to come to my house for a german chowline tonight?

by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015