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Spider Fisted

When a man ejaculates onto his closed fist and then proceeds to fist a woman with that fist. Just like how male spiders use their pedipalps to inseminate a female.
Woman 1: was it good sex?
Woman 2: not really all he did was fist me with after he jizzed on his hand
Woman 1: Ohhh, you got spider fisted !
by E8Mart November 16, 2020
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
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Want to make me clinch my fist

Make a person clinch their fist by fucking and/or more
Want to make me clinch my fist?😉
by Noway696969696 November 26, 2019
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Sonic Fist

To punch a cat in the penis. Cats are often called “pussys” and a dick punch is a thing so can you dick punch a pussy? The answer is yes. The fisting aspect is further helped by the euphemism of “Punch a Kitten” referring to sex. The sonic part is a reference to sounding because you’re punching it in the penis.
I sonic fisted that guy’s cat cuz it scratched me.
by Kreg the Reg September 19, 2022
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cheese fisting

Fisting someone with a block of cheddar or Parmesan.
My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips March 27, 2016
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Lil Big Fist

The act of penetrating ones anus with your penis but swiftly switching it to your full fist therefore going from little to big in her/his anus
"Dude I gave Ms Anderson the lil big fist yesterday she still thinks im packing"
by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025
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Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach
That girl has some Midget fists
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