Feeling like a porn star

To wake up with a hard on.

I woke up feeling like a porn star dick so hard looking larger than normal

by James dick Snyder February 7, 2022

Feeling like Trunks

When you absolutely getting shit on by your buddies for your shit gameplay but you just hit the nastiest no scope.

Jay: Bro you’re dogshit you literally have no kills
DaddyJ: Dude I’m literally one snipe away from feeling like Trunks

by DaddyJSchmeat February 12, 2022

Feel free

When you audaciously assume the right to be disruptive or impolite by taking advantage of the chillness of others, especially when, as a passive participant in a large online meeting, especially Zoom, you suddenly leave the meeting, usually due to laziness, creating a loud disruptive "leave meeting" sound effect, knowing that you can act immaturely because all witnesses are too chill or powerless to enforce consequences.

"Sir I'm about to just feel free can you tell me what I'll miss during the rest of class"

by SpoilFloer April 20, 2022

feeling toady

even more froggy than froggy

i’m feeling toady, i’m egochalling

by candice123 November 13, 2020

Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Ruby Bridges Feeling

When one or two black people are surround by a lot of white people.

Person 1: There is a lot of white people here
Person 2: yeah I’m getting that ruby bridges feeling

by anonymous December 8, 2020

He Feels Bad

So I take it out
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic

Want to feel bad
But you can't say no

It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?

Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on

Every day's the last day
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you

Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot

He Feels Bad

by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020