Nuts-Faced

A common term used by fanatics of NCAA Football describing a severe instance of being out-schemed, or getting shit on by a Grand Scheme offense, usually in a shotgun set. Named so for the action of "Nuts to the Face" oft practiced by such football fanatics.

*Player 1 runs the passing play 4 verticals with Oregon's offense, passes to his X receiver, and completes for a 55 yd. touchdown*
Player 2, the defender, shakes his head in shame.

Observer--"Damn you just got nuts-faced son!"

Alternative Use--Nuts..........Face. (Rinse and Repeat)

by Rambler4B November 25, 2010

3DS faced

The result of ones face after playing Nintendo's 3DS for long periods of time. The eyes tend to squint and vision is blurred causing the whole face to pucker in pain. Usually accompanied by a head ache.

First used by Kevin Pereira on G4TV on 3/23/2011.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? You look like you have been sucking on lemons.
Guy 2: I had nothing to do so I got 3DS faced.

by TheSkinman April 14, 2011

blumkin facial

When a man gives a woman a facial while taking a shit on the toilet.

John gave Jane a blumkin facial while squeezing out last night's dinner.

by NYC025 October 19, 2011

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Two faced bigot

One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo

You're a two faced bigot

by Sugarcoatnothing May 7, 2017

Free-facing

A person who is attempting to deny the fact that a virus could kill them by not wearing a mask.

Someone who doesn't wear a mask in a contagious setting.

Did you see William without his mask? He's brave free-facing it when we all know that the flu is insane this year

by Lestravenclaw May 12, 2020

chinese facial

A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.

In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!

by James Fallon July 15, 2020