Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

by Loudthing April 16, 2009

Doggie Dirtbag

To doggie dirtbag someone you must first knock them unconscious. Then while they are completely defenseless you dig into their stomach cavity with a dog bone. Once you have opened a sufficient hole, defecate into it. Sew the hole back up and pour dirt on top of the now nearly dead person in question.

Maggie doggie dirtbagged rick because he cheated on her.

by savager September 23, 2009

the dirt diggler

when a man inserts his male member into a deep dark dirty hole prior to injecting it into a female orally or vagonally using her oriface to clean the penis but making that trick ass bitch dirty for the next john to enjoy

sandor- yo i heard u did the dirt diggler on that skallywhop

gregg- yeah! hell she was cleaner after i did it!

by jizzybottom boy April 14, 2010

egyptian dirt mask

When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL

-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.

by Dodu September 24, 2007

dirrty

1. (adj) Not afraid restrain yourself

Let's get dirrty.

by QZkotL April 9, 2003

dirtbag

Dirtbagz are grott, they tend to approach you with foul manners using the occasional friendly gesture. they spend time rubbing poles and pointing out the most outrageous things. They are rude and obnoxious and generally are break dancing alcoholics.

Wow! Look at those break dancing alcoholic dirtbags... oh its just Mark and tim..

by lil =) July 23, 2007

dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003