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Class A crime

What the likes of RJ Reynolds and Philip Morris are committing by marketing cigarettes... as an old Reader's Digest article about Big Tobacco was titled, "The Tobacco Companies Are Getting Away With Murder!"
Huge 18-wheeler trucks deliver cancer-sticks to stores, so are their licensed-to-operate-big-rigs drivers guilty of a "Class A crime", as well, since their licenses are of that type???
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
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Class Action Bitch

Also C.A.B(n)/(adj)
In the hierarchy of bitches,( i.e. basic bitch, bitch, ugly bitch, dirty bitch, sexy bitch, biacth, class action bitch, bitch queen, bitch of bitches, Hillary Clinton, The Goddess Hera {note, lesbians might include butch}), a Class Action Bitch is near the top tier of overly vindictive, venomous, and down right evil bitches. Replete with a tongue that drips venomous accusations, a permanent bitch face, and a tendency to be followed by an entire order of jabbering White Knights, a Class Action Bitch has the law, the media, and the academics on her side. A single faked tear can unleash her hordes of soldiers ready to defend Muh Lady's honor by taking it out on your ass.

A Class Action Bitch may strike without notice and usually without any mercy whatsoever for any perceived slight or internalized offense. If you must deal with a Class Action Bitch, proceed very cautiously, be sure to have a spare job, and a really good lawyer(s). It wouldn't hurt to study their sacred feminist texts in order to understand what triggers them the most. See everything for more information on what triggers a Class Action Bitch.

Note that a Class Action Bitch does not need to be intelligent, her danger comes from the influence she has with Hwite Knights, or radical feminists in positions of power who can then be used to indirectly damage you.
Murray felt his blood freeze as he felt the cold stare of Susan, the Class Action Bitch, slice through him. That afternoon Murray was fired from his job for what was described as sexual harassment, despite this being his first day and not even speaking to the woman.

"Shh, don't say that man! You see that woman over there? Well she's a real Class Action Bitch! Last week she got a guy fired on his first day for turning on the air conditioner without her consent!"

Laura realized that Kristine was allowing her to use her homework and sit at her table to get with Jeremy, even though Jeremy was Laura's boyfriend, but Laura needed Kristine for the grades, fucking Class Action Bitch!!!

Not giving a damn anymore, George called Lisa a Class Action Bitch C.A.B, knowing full well the grim repercussions that would follow. George we barely knew thee....

Jimmy's mother is such a Class Action Bitch, last week during the soccer game, she went our of her way to disqualify a player on the other team because he looked at Jimmy the wrong way.
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
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Middle Class Haircut

This is a term used as an insult to somebody who is completely basic rich person. Not limited to only rich people any conformist person can be a middle-class haircut.
A real middle class haircut just walked into with his boys acting like he owns the place.
by Brick and Mortar September 16, 2020
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Portuguese class

an evil class that makes you sit and do boring things for a whole 80 minutes!, its a complete waste of your time and escape it whenever you can, it melts your brain
by Portuguese teachers November 21, 2018
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Five-no Class

Five-no Class (or FINO Class) is a derogatory term addressing the losers of modern society.

The "five" denotes the condition of a person having no property, no vocation, no spouse, no child, and no interest, hence five nos. The shorthanded term FINO derives from Spanish meaning "thin" but also "fine", which adds a sarcasitc connotation.
After graduated from college, I became one of the Five-no Class (FINO) class.
by SSTW July 8, 2020
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Online class

Staring mindlessly into a screen for 7 hours or more.
"well, I just completed online class and somehow my eyes aren't blind"
by h e l p May 4, 2021
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Second-class vaccitizen

A derogatory, antivaxxing term used to describe someone who has received a vaccine that is perceived to be less effective than others. It is often used in a social-political context and relying on dubious or selective information.
Jane: Hey, which vaccine did you get?

John: I got the PB&J.

Jane: Dude! Don’t tell anybody else that. You don’t want to be treated as a second-class vaccitizen.
by MetaMaster3000 April 22, 2021
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