Continental chocolates

When given as a Christmas present, roughly equal to two naked pictures of the recipient.

"Wow he gave me continental chocolates for Christmas, better send him some naked photos!"

by Thegingerbreadman December 11, 2013

Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.

Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.

by J/M/C May 31, 2022

Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

Chocolate Knuckles

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.

“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”

by knasty13 May 18, 2018

chocolate mcfittie

an attractive black person.

look at that bird in kfc, she is a propa chocolate mcfittie

by ghandimcfittie October 19, 2008

Chocolate Birthday

The act of three naked black men placing excrement inside of your mouth.

Oh shit charlie just got a Chocolate Birthday!

by GamerSauce1235 June 2, 2018