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pull a jesus

1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
by SabMaster February 4, 2010
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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 February 28, 2016
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Talking Jesus

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.
Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?
by AsianVision August 26, 2011
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Peekaboo Jesus

I love him like a brother but Leon is a real peekaboo jesus
by JackStalker June 18, 2011
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Man-Jesus

A man who is superior to yourself in several ways (either perceived or otherwise), who is currently dating a woman you are interested in. When he is better looking/smarter/wealthier/more educated/more adventurous than you are, he represents an idealized version of manhood or a picture of maleness that other men are expected to reach but realistically have little chance of doing. Hence, he is an example of Man-Jesus.
Yeah, I'd ask her out...but you've never met her boyfriend. He's Man-Jesus, I don't measure up.
by NachtKreiger August 3, 2010
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Bee jesus

The bee type of the Jesus that was seen in bee movie. He was called out in the interview with Barry Bee Benson and Bee Larry King talking about how bees made a difference. Bee Larry King followed up this statement with talking about "Stick ball or Candy Stores". Barry replays with "how old are you"
man i can not beleive the bee movie added "BEE JESUS" in the Bee Larry King interview.
by Sirjoey28 June 3, 2020
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Jesus portal

Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
by Midpaqqqqq May 31, 2020
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