The event in which the zipper area of your khaki shorts or pants appear to create a boner. It's easily spotted and very embarrassing as it only is and illusion and not an actual boner.
by TDKB March 9, 2011
Get the khaki bonermug. A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.
Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.
by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009
Get the boner wierdomug. that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D
did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!
by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011
Get the jean bonermug. by joeypopcorn February 26, 2008
Get the FULL BONERmug. beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
by plll December 5, 2003
Get the mad bonermug. another word for semen
by quesodelanoche September 28, 2008
Get the boner cheesemug. When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
by Alecthep May 16, 2014
Get the Soda Bonermug.