suprise attack

when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!

Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!

by theranch April 7, 2006

spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

whack attack

something super uncool

devin clarin is whack attack

by a diz March 2, 2014

the slap attack

to thrust your hips in a way that your boys slap against each other and other parts of your body loud enough to make a noise.
coined my matt ritchie

Andrew, i was doin the slap attack today in umbro's and these hot girls saw me! Aww it was priceless

by drewxxx January 24, 2003

high anxiety attack

It's very similar to an anxiety attack, only it's 10x worse. It happens when you use some sort of substance to alter the mind and have alot of stress come at you at once. If having a high anxiety attack, you may be able to feel the blood flow of your heart, alter reality slightly (not in the good way), have a heart attack, or even become unconscious. A high anxiety attack isn't life threatening, but what is is how you handle it. It lasts as long as 2 hours and is mandatory if already having one.

Oh my god guys, you will not believe what happened last night, I had a high anxiety attack. I thought I was going to die.

by Highman321 May 31, 2017

Sack Attack

Self explanatory, a swift attack to the SACK.

Perry perform a brutal Sack Attack on Sheldon.

by KOZ January 23, 2003

Taser heart attack

Where when you are tased it makes you have a heart attack. It has been determined that being tased can make you have a heart attack no matter your age or state of health.

John had a taser heart attack.

by Deep blue 2012 March 20, 2010