Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.

Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?

by The Original Donald Trump May 07, 2023

Seb the Simp

A dude who simps for anybody, and I mean “anybody”. Typically a decent guy, he just simps a lot. Often found on anime or anime inspired discord servers.

Guy 1: Ayo this guy reminds me of Seb the Simp
Guy 2: Yo you’re right, he does remind me of Seb the Simp!

by Fatesucks April 05, 2021

SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️

beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*

by notasimphehehe July 04, 2020

King of the Simps

The King of Simps was the first to fall and ultimately decides the fate of other Simps.

All hail King Devin! King of the Simps and Simp City who will lead us to the holy land!

by Pizza Time!!! January 16, 2020

friend simp

in which a friend will simp over a friend and do anything for them because they’re besties

shelby: i’m a friend simp, i’ll make us math notes
katie: you’re the best friend simp ever

by litttnesss January 25, 2021

Gator Simping

A insulting word for someone who wants to play a videogame without something/someone.

Friend One: "Can we play Terraria without Shawn?"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

by Gaymie December 28, 2019

Levi Simp

Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it

But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin

If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰

I’m a Levi Simp
I simp for Levi,so I’m a Levi simp

by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022