widdle wood

To Masterbate, beat meat, jerk off, choke the chicken

I'm just going to stay here and widdle wood!

by Tyler H. April 21, 2008

ian woods

Dick head

Wow that guy is forsho an Ian Woods.

by Rm February 11, 2014

Norwegian Woods

A shit hole suburban neighborhood in pottsville pa where a bunch of rich fuckers live and boast about their money

Let's get turnt wit tha richies in Norwegian Woods nigga

by The NiggaNigga October 25, 2013

face the woods

When a jackass tells you to face the fucking woods.

you face the woods when a jackass tells u to

by Isbd December 13, 2016

morning wood

morning wood is often caused by the lack of realese from the male testicales because you cant masturbate in your sleep so you will wake up with a morning wood and stick in dans cats arse hole and plumet it into the propelar of a girafes snake then blast a moon shop while walking to the fish and accidentily stand on the eifil tower wich suddenly rams up your arse hole because it turns out the eiffil tower had morning wood as well so then it spun you around and you fly to tescos and get a meal deal because your very exaughsted from fucking dans cat

i woke up with a fat stiffy and got caught with it half way in dans cat wich fixed my morning wood then it poked back up and i realised i wasnt finished so i stuck it in dans fish for a final time and raped it in to a coma turns out i fucked its gills not its arse now i have meningitase

by runny one March 5, 2022

Magical Wood Fairy

The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.

I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.

by Sid Barrett March 21, 2008

Take Her to the Woods

When you hang out with your friend, and get his girl to suck your dick while you're with him.

Guy 1: "Did you see Andreas take her to the woods?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, that was Ethan's girl Jazmine too. I can't believe Ethan was there when it happened."

by OG Jordan September 27, 2011