blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."
Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.
by Jennifer May 30, 2004
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Designer Vagina

sum proper safe fanny like
nice tight lips and everyting
Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv
by Moz99 December 02, 2008
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Dyna Vagina

The perfect (in my eyes) pussy, looking almost airbrushed, with no protrusion of fleshy labia . Hair optional, but none around the lips themselves.
"Dude, the only time I go downtown is when i'm munchin' on a Dyna Vagina"

"Shit man I think im going to be sick, her pussy was all over the place and I thought her clit was a penis! it certainly was no Dyna Vagina
by PsyberdyneSystem July 24, 2008
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vagina lick

verb: Licking the vagina, or eating out. Used in oral sex on female.

noun: a lick of the vagina; to put your tongue on a vagina
Steve: Dude, I totally vagina licked her.
Andrew: No way! You gave her a vagina lick?
by jewlsy March 11, 2011
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Vagina Hat

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.
Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."
by Cantorum November 08, 2009
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Vagina Handler

The person who calculates how much the vagina made.
Gotta sii mii vagina handler today, Todd.
by CCFI March 07, 2007
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sports vagina

a feminane version of a sports motorcycle, usually riden by ex harley davidson owners who fail to live up to the stature of being a manly biker on a manly motorcycle.
Cant believe that donkey traded in his harley for a sports vagina, manistly!!!
by young team January 28, 2014
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