tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 13, 2021

fart toss

The act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the anus closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.

I am the best at fart toss, I create the best seal for maximum odor.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

tosti

"the one" who had to choose between the moth and the brain LOL

Tosti took up a cornucopia of time, and then of COURSE chose the moth. the end!

by APoC February 24, 2003

The Tostidos Fiesta Bowl

When having sex with a girl on her period, get her to cum on herself, and work it into a chunky red sauce. Then, when shes not looking, grab a tostidos chip, scopp up some of the sauce, and put it in her mouth

Man, last night i gave breana the tostidos fiesta bowl!!

by jesse gibson January 14, 2008

tossed

1) To get your ass handed to you in a nice fluffy basket.
2) To otherwise get your shit ruined.
3) To be on the wrong side of a one-sided fistfight.
4) To recieve or perform manual action on yourself.

NOTE: Exists only in the perfect and future perfect forms.

1) Think I'm soft? You'll get tossed!
2) Andy got tossed when he called that biker a pussy.
3) Jack's going to the dentist today to fix his mouth after Bruce tossed him.
4) I got my salad tossed by Jack's sister when he was at the dentist.

by Albas December 14, 2008

Toss salid

To eat ass out with jelley or other type of dressing

I got my salid tossed yester day in cell block 9

by The man December 19, 1999

TOSS

Turn On Safe Search. A warning givien to someone after telling them to Google It, lest they be subject to horrible images.

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... Google it, but make sure you TOSS first.

by soulchildremix September 16, 2010