Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Gold Bonding

Also known as Boy Bonding.

When a bunch of guys get ina circle and pass around Gold Bond. Everyone puts in their hand the reaches down their pants, and puts it on their balls.

Afterword everyone shakes hands

We're definitely gold bonding at the bachelor party!

by Gidonidus May 20, 2024

David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

Gold day

When your happy and want to say sigma balls

When I saw my freind I screamed gold day!

by Realurbanman July 17, 2024

gold ape

Someone who is a energetic and happy person although they have a lack of knowledge on most all topics

He just failed his test but he's still so happy he really is a gold ape

by Golden ape September 3, 2019

Gold rim

A rim job for the 1%

Donald Trump loved it when Melania put her reservations aside and give him the gold rim, to his ultimate pleasure.

by AlFrankenstein July 22, 2017

Gold pill

The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.

Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."

by rational_man May 11, 2025