jen syndrome

to trip over everything and run into poles on a daily basis.

Look that freshie totally has jen syndrome.

by Becca Wasley June 20, 2008

Liverpool Syndrome

A person's belief that their previously successful football club is still universally revered and feared, despite a dearth of competitive success in the last two to three decades. Most applicable to clubs that have been managed by Kenny Dalglish (see Liverpool FC, Glasgow Celtic, Blackburn Rovers et al.).

Scott: Dave, where do you think Liverpool will finish this season?
Dave: I think we'll be challenging for the title, so long as Stevie and Luis stay fit.
Scott: You do realise that Liverpool are currently 12th in the table have won just twice in 10 games?
Dave: Yeah but we're a massive club and the manager will turn it round.
Scott: Dave you are being quite deluded; I think you may have Liverpool Syndrome.
Dave: Not so, Liverpool are the biggest club in the world and everyone's favourite song is 'You'll Never Walk Alone'.

by Wubblepig November 8, 2012

Mustang Syndrome

A condition that affects men with small penises. In order to compensate for their lack of size, and occasionally lack of expertise, men suffering from the syndrome drive Ford Mustangs.

I didn't dare chance a sexual encounter with him after I discovered that he had the Mustang Syndrome.

by Sizedoesmatter December 27, 2008

Chelsea Syndrom

A person who is intimidated by large groups of people and is therefore afraid to speak. This person will hardly ever say a word, but will laugh with the group and look interested. However, this person will be very talkative outside of a large group of people.

Uh-oh, Tatiana has Chelsea Syndrom. She hasn't said a word all day.

by Seanie G August 14, 2007

dunlap syndrome

when your stomach " dun lapped" over your pants

Hey that lady over there needs to pull her pants up- she gots Dunlap Syndrome.

by Sasha June 17, 2006

JpopYuna Syndrome

A disorder that affects many teenagers across the globe. It is named for JpopYuna, an overweight teenager who is known for her horrible singing voice and countless jpop covers.

It is the desire to sing every song ever produced by the Japanese Pop industry and upload the tracks to youtube, regardless if you can actually sing them or not.

Those affected usually have really horrible singing voices, an inability to count beats and keep time, naturally making their covers of songs really painful to listen to.

JpopYuna Syndrome usually affects those who are depressed, stubborn, and tone deaf.

This girl uploaded her 1000 video to youtube today covering a song by Namie Amuro. It made my ears bleed. She definitely has JpopYuna Syndrome.

by yunafan123 October 19, 2010

Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009