by The Enthu Foodie October 12, 2017
Get the Storyingmug. It's about a cowboy from a distant planet named Laga Laga and he loves taco sauce that produce taco sauce (cum cows) that fights off any distant invaders. His arch nemesis is Sama Sama. The franchise includes 15 movies and 30 books with more on the way.
by Mr Lunk of America April 11, 2025
Get the Laga laga storymug. So, the Greeks took over Israel and they were like, "YO, COME JOIN OUR RELIGION!" and Judah and his group be like, "You can't make us," and they continued on their Jewish way. The problem is, the Greeks would NOT STOP FREAKIN PESTERING THEM, and Judah was like, "I can't anymore, whaddaya say we fight them!?" And the boys were like, "You know what's up!" The group (called the Maccabees🐝) fought the Greeks as hard as they could. The problem was, the Jews back home barely had enough oil to light the menorah (there were no lightbulbs back then), and they only had enough for one day, and so the Jews were like, "Screw it, we need that light!" and lit the menorah, but when they woke up the menorah was still lit, and they were like, "Huh, that's weird." And the next day the menorah was still lit, and the Jews were like, "Okay, what is happening?" This also happened on the third day, and then the Jews were like, "WTF!?" This continued until the eighth night, which was also when the Maccabees🐝 took back their freedom and their temple (which was also raped by the Greeks), and they were finally able to eat their latkes in peace.
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Person 1: "And that's the Hanukkah story."
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
Person 2: "Booorrrriiinnggg!"
*Person 1 whacks Person 2 with frying pan*
Person 1: "GET LATKE'D"
by US-IL December 25, 2024
Get the Hanukkah storymug. by Jewbacca B. Wellington November 24, 2004
Get the Seventh Storymug. When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.
Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
by obamapproved December 3, 2009
Get the story advicemug. The most extreme way to say "good luck" to someone. Derived from the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.
by nightmarejin December 24, 2023
Get the Finish the storymug. Tazfi is the first Grandchild of The diamond Family and The Shahir Family. These are the head families of the city. Being the daughter of the Mayor and the president she is quite known and feels used for popularity and money. She's born in Great Britain but she's Bangladeshi both of her parents are citizens of that country. They are both Cadets and Oxford students it's the year 2435 and Bangladesh Has developed more than ever! It's said that the US might be replaced... Bangladesh has taken back the land they owned...(from a war) Now India and BD is one country and its name is preferred to both different people call it differently, Now there is a school in BD for people who are over-privileged so they don't have to suffer, they will fly to Bangladesh next Week what will happen after she gets there?? and what's gonna happen in the week???
OH ITS TAZFI'S TRIP, IT'S SUCH A GREAT BOOK!
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
I cant find it?
oh its still is being written as draft
ohhh whats the full name?
ITs Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)
by queratei December 13, 2021
Get the Tazfi's Trip ( wattap story)mug.