Stiffed

To be super inebriated by drinking substantial quantities of alchol and inhaling excessive amount of mkat thru the nosrils and generally having a great time

Katie: you wana get stiffed tonight?

Jess: I'm already stiffed mate!

by MrRampage December 30, 2012

stiffy

A stiffy is a snowboarding trick
or a word for children for an erecton.

"i did a 180 stiffy yesterday"
"have you ever had a stiffy?"

by Triggy January 23, 2005

Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.

If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.

by skizzle15 September 19, 2009

stiffie

a very strong alcoholic drink

Make a me a stiffie!
WOW, this stiffie is strong!

by I AM CASEY October 19, 2007

sniffer

Nose.

Im gonna punch that kracker in the sniffer.

by mynigga March 22, 2003

Shiffy

A person (usually female) who drinks quite a lot! A shortening of the phrase shitfaced

'Look at her, she can hardly stand up straight, she's proper shiffy!'

by Ja KE December 28, 2007

Stiffy G

A woman with a boner.

Shes got a big stiffy g.

by Tempest Surge December 21, 2006