Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon

The Squirrel king is coming

by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022

Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Squirreling

Pronounced Squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having sex in a tree.

Man: Hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
Woman: Yea babe I love having sex in trees.

by Cecilianumber1 October 29, 2012

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022

Dirt Squirrel

One whose actions end up in either that person did not benefit, they got caught, or they just didn't know how stupid they were for doing it. This therefore would make them as useful as a squirrel in the dirt. Dirt Squirrel.

Also have such traits as: Backstabbing, Ratting, Twitchy, No Morals, Selfish, Stupid in general, lack common sense, and also will do anything to get what they want. They think of no consequence of actions they have done.

"If your so fucking stupid, you might as well be dumber than a dirt squirrel"

by Squirrly Dirty May 10, 2021

squirrel scout

It is self explanatory slang, referencing the exchange of one word (squirrel) with another (girl) in the name of a popular scout club that, in real life, sell cookies. It is merely a play on words and how they can sound so funny together.

As we walked up to the storefront Wallace said said "Hey look! The Squirrel Scouts are here selling their cookies"

by amywarhol March 5, 2017