Louisiana Slammer 

When you ejaculate into your hand and smack a girl or man in the face.

I gave my chick a Louisiana Slammer last night, she was pissed.

Louisiana Slammer by Pwnererowns November 24, 2010

brutal slamming death metal 

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

brutal slamming death metal by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

bird slamming 

Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.

"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!

bird slamming by lord damp nutksdom f March 6, 2017

Slamming Muff 

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

Slamming Muff by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

slampooned

When you get slammed (hammered, drunk, ect...), and also get some "poon". The phrase is growing in DMV area universities, and has even been heard in Carolina schools.

Jacob: Who's ready to get SLAMPOONED?
Todd: I'm already slammed, so we just need some poon

slampooned by Cct236 October 16, 2015

banana slamma

a term used by Donkey Kong in the 90's tv show "Donkey Kong Country" usually meaning "Falcon Punch"

Donkey Kong: BANANA SLAMMA!
King K. Rool: HOLY @^&*
*epic kwyjibo-like pwnage*

banana slamma by your best idiot March 14, 2010

Amazonian Slamjob 

1. When a girl violently beats your dick until you cry

2. A violent handjob

"Yo bro I got an amazonian slamjob last night."
"Damn bruh that sucks."

Amazonian Slamjob by imapython October 24, 2015