shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Shiftry hugger

A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)

James, of team rocket is an example of a Shiftry hugger.

by Light Joker April 8, 2004

shafted

another word for pwned/owned/served.

Also means to be analed by your cell-mate.

Bubba shafted that noob.

by Zack May 13, 2004

Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

by Elubart May 1, 2006

Shifty

God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!


See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler

1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!

2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.

by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004

shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

shape shifta

a master of manifestation that can infiltrate any group of people effectivly and promote their devious plot. A master director.

shape shiftas run the world (around in circles).

by g funk ninja July 28, 2003