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something that is actually helpful and is rejected by most assholes for the reason of "we no get time to do our stuff" "who need education"
Bob: "I hate school so much!"
Jeff: "Atleast we actually learn though, and its a good way to prepare us later in life."
Bob: "no school bad we dont need education i just invented fire"
School by the giver of facts October 30, 2021
The act of owning ones ass in an act of competition
He just got his ass schooled by that chick. What a stupid ass.
School's in bitch.
I sure as hell hope you brought a pencil and something to write on, cause you could take notes. I just schooled your ass.
School by Ben's son January 21, 2004
just a place where you learn how not to be a dumbass, that's all.

besides, if there's no such thing as education, everyone in the world would be dumbasses.

isn't that an inconvenience.
School is where you learn, ok! A 13-year old is saying this.
school by supern00b September 25, 2010
The place where snitches and stingy cunts fuck you over.
School: Some Bitch Snitches on a teacher! Then you get Fucked over
School by AnonymousBroskiiez September 9, 2011
A center of learning, where one usually spends, depending on the country he/she lives in, about 10-12 difficult but worthwhile years learning information from teachers who, while boring at times, are understanding and will help students to succeed in school. The information learned in school is needed to function when they get a job, get money from said job, move out and get a nice home using said money, and live a great, independent life thanks to said home.

Anarchic losers will refuse to learn, thinking they will never use such info again, assume they are smarter than their teachers, wonder why they fail classes (does doing your damn work ring a bell?), and will spend the rest of their lives working at a fast food restaurant or a department store, and blame it all on the education system.
<Smart person> Well, just one year of school to go, time to start looking into what career I should pursue. I could be making about what, $70,000 a year?

<Dumb person> well just one year of skool 2 go. how did i get f's, the teachers r saying "Do your homework, study for tests, and think about how much better your future will be if you just did those two things in the first place!" i dunt kno wut that means, but wutever it is its gay
school by gs68 September 24, 2004