two meter rule

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

by eskimo___ May 3, 2020

3 stop rule

After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.

Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.

by Ant 02 November 2, 2020

mob x Riley

two little bhaguas that love each other

IM Ov5's BIGGEST FAN!
mob x Riley ;)

by tarathetaco April 30, 2021

Legoshi role play rule 34 stripper playhouse hooters sexy club and bar

a discord server with some of the hottest mfs you've ever seen
they also like feet
tara, or4nge, maddy, sai, sami, rigby, dulce, gabi, jo, artemis, ray, leorio, butter, eliza, erynn, faith, illumi, soosh, alyx, keki, kite, shun, stella, and rozzy
holy shit theres so many of us wtf

"bro are u in Legoshi role play rule 34 stripper playhouse hooters sexy club and bar"
"yea why?"
"holy shit ur so sexy and u get so many bitches

by taraissexy69 June 27, 2021

My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Ja Rule

A Wack-Ass mofucka aka ja rule.

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule

by Baller4Real July 15, 2006