Shore Rape

Term used when your Facebook news feed gets raped with statuses about Jersey Shore, usually between the times of 9:30 to 11:30

Man, what is up with all this shore rape!?

by RiRiRiotZzz August 6, 2011

Flatutory Rape

The act of having sex with a minor while passing gas

Guys, did you hear? Steve was charged with flatutory rape? They said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.

by ScottyMcFlizzle July 19, 2010

Raping the Guardrail

When someone takes a turn so wide and fast in their vehicle, that when they get to the end of the turn, they start driving up against the guardrail, tearing up their vehicle, and giving unwanted attention to the rail, thus raping it.

Driving Teacher: Well, Suzie, you pretty much raped the guardrail on that wide turn you made on the intersect. I'm going to have to fail your driving test.

by Mister E. March 27, 2005

Cock Rape

The act in which you insert your cock into their cock

Do you want me to fucking cock rape you?!

by Cock Rape May 5, 2016

notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time

When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.

by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Snake Rape

Using a snake for sexual pleasure, or snakes raping each other.

Did you see how Sandy got snake raped last Tuesday.

by BILLS2020 November 5, 2018

Five Rape

Either through misleading or physical force, getting someone to high five you for something they would normally not five you for.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: High five for a drunken awkward threesome with your step sister!
*High five*
Guy 2: Wait, what?

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Every night for the last three weeks I've been rubbing my wang on your toothbrush!
Guy 2: *Shocked*
Guy 1: *Walks over and slaps the stunned man's hand*
Guy 3: Dude, way to Five Rape.

by Kosh66 January 13, 2009