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queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news
by raynaud October 15, 2019
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Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area
Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing
by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021
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Queef

by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Queef Baby

The vaginal flatulence often created from the unnatural mating of two creatures. Can sometimes result in a grotesque creature with tiny hands and orange hair that can then go on to be president of the United States.
Oh great now we have a queef baby as president
by Echc93 December 27, 2017
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Queef Coif

The hair cut that most wife beater, open front hollister wearing fuck boys have that flips up in the front.
Did you see the rad brad chad with the queef coif?
by 603WonderWoman June 23, 2023
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Queef

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina
Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed
by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018
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