Poon_

A dog that shoots fucking lasers out of his eyes

Poon_ gets the most poon on Ifunny

by DaPoonSlayer January 29, 2019

Poonami

A huge quantity of poo expelled by a toddler.

"Oh no, my son just made a poonami on the floor instead of using the potty"

by ervik January 31, 2019

Poonarnia

A place full of nothing but women willing to sleep with you.

Yo, you finna come to Tye's party? it's straight up poonarnia in up in here like the playboy mansion!

by junkboxkid February 7, 2019

Poon

1. The noun used to describe a fit gal who walks past you with some thicc booty.

2. The action of destroying someone in some form or manner.

Tiago you just copped some mad poon.

I’m pooning Arjun in face.

by The gov’ner February 17, 2019

Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.

Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim

by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

Poonaboon

An word used to describe made a person almost completes a 7 Ball at Pool then misses the black.

Mosbeh - you are Poonaboon!

by Buttbabe1964 May 13, 2019