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picking a cocomelon

putting an extremely bingeable tv show/ similar youtube videos on the tv as background noise while doing something else, i.e. crafting, smoking weed, etc.
would you mind picking a cocomelon while i pack a bowl? i think i wanna watch Seinfeld”
by risso08 November 29, 2024
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Pick me

Pick me is the equivalent to Aina
“Omg Amelia is such a pick me. She’s just like a Aina”
by hagli2098 December 3, 2023
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Pick Me

A term coined by bitter feminists to shame non feminist women from agreeing with the criticisms hurled at modern feminist women by anti feminist traditionalist men. It acts as a deflectionary tactics to intimidate righteous women into silence because the feminist man hating agenda needs all of modern women's compliance for it to work.

Pick Me labels have been refashioned into an insult for traditional women no different than being labeled a house wife is akin to being a slave to a man.

The reality is a Proverbs 31 woman is a Pick Me.
“She’s always agreeing with those MGTOW men about modern progressive women criticisms, she’s such a pick me, eww.”
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Pick

Aw man, I was at bat and took a curveball right in the pick!
by phd22 March 24, 2022
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pick me

A girl who craves attention, is clingy. She decides to be a total arse to people, and then plays the victim.
Wow, Marcie is such a fucking pick me girl. I hate her guts.
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you picked the wrong house fool

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool
by anonymous February 16, 2022
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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