Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017

sword over pen

When military aggression is chosen over any form of rational negotiation when dealing with an enemy

While to some history majors the Crusades were an incomprehensible exercise in futility, to others it is a sword over pen solution to our religious differences

by Sexydimma June 3, 2016

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

drip over skill

When someone cares more about looking good and having “drip” then they care about being good at their sport. This can especially seen in lacrosse and baseball as the players care more about their physical appearance than their performance

1: Wearing eyeblack is pointless for you guys to lose by 20
2: Drip over skill

by DB2004 April 10, 2023

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021

Friends over fuckers

when a bitch ass hoe fucks you over but you leave them for your friends

my friend who choice friends over fuckers

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

Cunt over Cleavage

A reimagining of the historical colloquialism 'Ass over tit' whereby a person suffers some sort of accident, executes an elaborate fall and lands heavily on the ground. Can be used to describe an actual physical situation, or an unsuccessful process.

The flammin' dog ran in front of me as I was coming out of the kitchen with my hands full and I went Cunt over Cleavage.

The project manager is a useless as tits on a bull, and the whole operation has gone Cunt over Cleavage.

by Blusideup October 26, 2022