A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

by OZNEROL July 25, 2011

Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.
That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.
by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024

my beach is my beach none of any other's beach
by theotherbeach April 2, 2022

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
by Islander88 July 9, 2021

Friend (1): she’s a b*tch
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach
Etc...
by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018
