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Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.
I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.
by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022
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Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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Note-Beach Argument

Someone who frequently uses Note-Beach Arguments can be considered a stubborn, angry, uninformed feminist. The arguments are never compelling and the person is frequently driven by anger and emotion.
That bitch just fucking stretched her pussy with a ruler. I guess the argument was one of a Note-Beach Argument.
by Lovelydaybro October 24, 2018
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beach walk

The act of moving your hand surreptitiously down a woman's (can be your own) body from the breasts to the pubis, then just slightly over enough to feel the 'lapping of the sea'
Girl: "What's your hand going south for Grant?"
Boy: "Oh, just a beach walk.."
OR
Girl: "I was in the shower and my hand was going for a beach walk. Before I realised... it jumped straight in the surf"
by Midlands Dude March 24, 2024
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beach

charismatic, drama queen bitch, knows about nothing, pretty good at eye rolls.
my beach is my beach none of any other's beach
by theotherbeach April 2, 2022
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
by Islander88 July 9, 2021
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Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...
by J-H_UrbanDictionary May 27, 2018
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