dirty mexican produce

The wonderful by-product of that fuckadillo called NAFTA. Produce grown in Mexico, where they use human waste as fertilizer, resulting in various sicknesses among unsuspecting gringoes, including Hepatitis and Salmonella. This cheap and inferior product is destroying the United States tomato industry, as well as many other forms of agriculture.

Dude, I'm going to have to resort to shopping at hippy stores for organic produce if I catch Hepatitis-C from one more piece of dirty mexican produce.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

mexican myspace

the display of ones family on the back window of the family vehichle, depicted by stick figures, sometimes including the family pets.

"check out that escalade in front of us. that fools got his whole family tree on his mexican myspace"

by mooose01 April 15, 2008

Mexican Latte

A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!

Julio is being a really pissed off today. Juan must have given him a Mexican latte last night.

by pizzastix August 15, 2010

Mexican Boob Job

When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.

"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."

by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011

Mexican Gas Mask

When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.

"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."

by Shon Gee, Big Pappa Jew August 23, 2006

Mexican Dry Clean

When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys

Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.

by fuckaduck January 13, 2007

Mexican Waffle

A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.

"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"

"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"

"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."

by PTSpice August 13, 2009