M.H.P

A NEIGHBORHOOD THAT IS CALLED MONROE HEIGHTS,BUT M.H.P STANDS FOR MONROE HEIGHTS PARK!

I STAY IN M.H.P WITH NOKIE

by N3N3561 January 12, 2009

M.A.P.S.

The acronym for “ Morning After Poops”. The smelly bathroom session that takes place the morning after a long night of drinking.

“Dude, last night was too much! I had the worst case of the M.A.P.S. this morning.....”

by Tiptonite July 8, 2011

M.A.F.T.

Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.

Other forms of the word:

M.A.F.T.-ing

M.A.F.T.-ed

Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.

****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.

I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!

I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.

S.A.F.T.

by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011

M AR͡G͘OT

French

Hi M AR͡G͘OT

by Havr ncjcudicidiwkwsmmd March 24, 2021

M.O.D.

To have money on demand. Meaning having money handed over imediatly from parents, usually meaning spoiled.

you're just jealous cause you don't have M.O.D!

by FallOutBoyLK14 July 4, 2005

M-16

Quite possibly any of a large variety of such rifles, the most widely known one being the M16A2, which was first introduced during Vietnam. Despite popular belief, many varieties of the rifle are not automatic, though special varieties do come with optional full-automatic firing. The standard M16A2 of the Army is not automatic, though.

The three round burst of the M16A2 tore three jagged, corrsponding holes in the man's chest.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

M.O.

Your fucking code and creed. How you do it.

That kid STAYS banging fat chicks. That's his M.O.

by J-junk January 13, 2006