Love log

The act of putting a finger in the anus during intercourse
The only way I can finish is when my wife gives me a love log
by Ralph loran October 19, 2021
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Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs
Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight
by Wex tonerich March 04, 2018
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Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy
"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
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Log slicing

A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.
Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.
by Strasburg1991 January 02, 2023
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Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 25, 2021
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
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