Douche Knuckle

Someone who intentionally tells someone else wrong information
Clifftopher: When is the English paper due
Danny: Wednesday
David: It's due Thursday
Danny: Oh yeah
Matthew: Way to go Douche Knuckle
by Davidisabab May 03, 2017
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The Hairy Knuckle Werther's

When you look alarmingly like an angry, ocularly-challenged, German Shepherd owning bull dyke, and always keep a button in your pocket due to the incessant issue of having to close the rear holes in your pants after you "HAD to stop at THAT out of service, poorly-lit wayside" for HOURS, you're probably familiar with The Hairy Knuckle Werthers:

This is when your favorite boy-crush takes a plaster mold of the hand of the angriest, most extravagantly endowed gorilla at the zoo, and proceeds to fill it with liquified Werther's candy.

Upon hardening (of the candy), your boy crush thrusts the giant black hand-fist into your spelunking tunnel (Most of the other people at The Hardee's Play place pretend not to notice).

Upon germination, you grant your boy crush with a button you've kept in your pocket for years. Quietly exclaiming, "That was better than the time I walked Lassie"
Once Rock Day was done, the spastic guy Tom is all side and told us when Gary got "The Hairy Knuckle Werther's"
by Sweaty Shirt Changer June 22, 2023
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Throw It Some Knuckle

Student 1: Man, our English teacher is so hot!
Student 2: Yeah did you see her new profile picture?

Student 1: Yeah man, I'm gonna throw it some knuckle tonight.
by FertDeDoosh August 04, 2017
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knuckle magnet

One who's face is so punch able that their very existence drives people crazy
"Mom, I got punched today." "Well, stop being such a knuckle magnet."
by Thekilz348 February 17, 2016
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Knuckles Kearnrey

A person who is notorious for their ability to fight. Puts food on their families table and acts hard like their life depends on it. Acts like a knacker also and lives in a mansion
your a Knuckles Kearnrey man
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
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Knuckle Sandwich

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.
Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.
by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020
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