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Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.
Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)
by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021
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Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.
Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Xaivor Jones

A bitch as mother fucker with dopey ass hair that looks like yarn.
Oh look theres xaivor jones what a dope he is
by 80019 October 14, 2019
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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Julio Jones

Probably one of the worst Wide receivers in the NFL.
Julio Jones is trash and so are the falcons
by 1234ILoveYou March 15, 2021
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Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.
Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!
by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023
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