Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.

Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes

by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019

Jordan sharp

The biggest bean of beans when your eyes go crossed eyed is the jordan sharp the brantford bean.

That guy is so jordan sharp

by Scuffy June 1, 2019

Jordan

Isn’t complete without Grover or Nathan. Baseball is life and has a very close relationship with his mom. Goes to WAK-e-nac as well

Ouut ouuuut Fallon Utley - said Jordan

by IEF June 4, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a short, chubby, boy who thinks he is all that. They thinks they're the cats meow. He often uses trends past their due date and says the phrase, "hey, thats illegal!" He always sounds like a complete retard. He has a very small weenie.

Rebecca: ew who is that turd
Her friend: lol thats the dumb head named Jordan

by KoolPantsBro June 11, 2019

Jordans Mom

I can describe her in one word Hot

You know that kid Jordan. Well jordans mom is sooo hot

by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019

Jordan

a (vegan)

He: is that A vegan
BOb: Yes he is a vegan and a Jordan

by Dracgo458 June 19, 2019

Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton

Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad

by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019