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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke
Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!
by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018
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joke recycler

One who poses the lack of humor, has no imagination to create humor on their own, must use the funny humor of someone else, to recycle, re-use, most likely to be laughed at, then laughed with, a real jerk butt, i.e " a new joke "...
A true joke recycler.... A bearer of bad jokes!
by Latin Super Star January 3, 2010
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Stealer of jokes

He is a stealer of jokes
by SomeRealGuyOrGirl October 22, 2023
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Joke

"Nice joke Carl"

"Give back my damn arms Jake"
by Not Doodleting October 25, 2019
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inside joke

some sort of weirdo bull shit where 2 "best friends" make a foolish joke only they know

for example
person 1: garlic with chicken strips

person 2: BAHAHAHAH

person 3: whats so funny

person 1 and 2: its a inside joke u won't understand
by marie8829 March 20, 2023
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Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down
"That was a total Wade joke"
by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025
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