jonesy 

Someone who likes to cut others grass

"Cant beleive that cunt pulled a jonesy on me and fucked my mrs"

jonesy by thrashed_jet March 17, 2009

zeta jones 

Thanks to catherine and her ballooning experiment everytime she has a baby. The term zeta jones means to eat like it's your last ever meal.

damn!!! Ya'll see that beeyarch zetajones dat dare burger?

zeta jones by Will Marston May 19, 2003

juniper jones 

a type of disease. the disease makes it impossible to know the difference between fact and reality. often associated with certain unknown STI's.

My dick has a nasty rash on it. Do you think this looks like Juniper Jones?

juniper jones by godhelpus November 4, 2010

Indiana Jones 

sex move. While penetrating the vagina from behind, the penetrator must use his thumb to excavate the asshole. If the female being boned allows the thumb to stay in the asshole for an extended period of time, the penetrator must use his thumb as a "shoehorn" to ease his member inside the rectum. This way, the female will have no chance to retaliate while the switch is made

She was surprised when I gave her the Indiana Jones , but she didn't make me stop.

Indiana Jones by Cory "The Drill" Hill August 12, 2006

A-Jones 

A Man who masturbates frequently in the washrooms of schools or other public areas. HE is also bad at conceiling the fact that he waxes the puppy requently.

Yo, that guy pulled an A-Jones.

A-Jones by Johny Oobla October 13, 2006

rick jones 

When you tape yourself jackin off and then eat you cum

You pulled a rick jones didn't you?

rick jones by keystone bandit June 6, 2010

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov

a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.

chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."

mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."

Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov by The_Troop January 26, 2011