john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

john ritter

Best actor in the whole world and my idol. I'll always miss you John

John ritter ROCKS!

by jessica ferguson April 14, 2004

The John Hancock

When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.

I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.

Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!

by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006

John McBush

The true nature of John McCain. He is George W. Bush lite, with the only difference being that he won't get to be president.

John McBush is the one who promised that the U.S. troops would be greeted as "liberators" in Iraq - not Bush. Take the Bush McCain challenge and see if you can pick out who is who from the quotes and examples.

by Cindy McCain October 8, 2008

john lecompt

Former lead guitarist of Goth rock band Evanescence and one who looks really scary and vicious when on stage. He left the band in 2006 to who knows where.

John LeCompt was an excellent guitar player with the band Evanescence.

by King Poseidon January 31, 2008

Johns Revenge

pretty much a big tease. you go there thinking its porn, but instead you have to get 50 people to click your link.


in other words. BULLSHIT

"Hey go to johnsrevenge.com" "What's Johns Revenge?"

by Awwwright Will October 19, 2008

John Rex

The best rapper to come out of Asia.

yo mayunn...you see John Rex, his delivery andlyrics are the shizzmatic graphic star ishomatic!

by someone secretly invading the shizzny February 2, 2005