billie joe

Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|

And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.

Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.

by Faina April 11, 2005

Joe Shmoe

n. an average, veryingly grungy, male american.

"I'm not letting any old Joe Shmoe into my house."

by Axelatar January 16, 2008

joe burton

Legend/hero based on cult hero from english/welsh history, was rumoured to have saved many children from packs of wolves in the ancient town of Alverton.

I can't believe you'd do that for me, you're such a Joe Burton

by Matthew Reynolds2 December 1, 2007

Joe Hart

Quality goalkeeper, probably one of the best England has got in the last years. As of 2013, he plays for Manchester City. Paired with his goalkeeping skills is his resemblance of Barney from The Flintstones. Also widely known for acting like an ape everytime his team scores.

'Why is Joe Hart running around and slapping his own knees? Oh, City just scored.'

by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN May 19, 2013

Joe Mama

Joe is a very fond person and loves nothing more than saying joe mama. In fact Joe has the world record for joe mama jokes well you may ask whos joe JOE MAMA.

"Wow joe just won the lottery, Joe who" JoE MaMa

by Paliez the Creator October 14, 2019

Joe Mama

its "your mama" but with an accent.

"whats 2+2"
"its 4, ur so dumb dude"
"no u r"
"no u"
"no u"
"no u u UUUUUU!!!!"
*awkward silence*
"Joe mama"

by Dr. Memeology November 2, 2020

Joe Dirt

anyone with a mullet, plaid muscle-vest, john deere tracktor for a car, or someone who feeds there dog achohol. they are usualy uneducated, live in a trailerpark, and they may have a southern accent. basicaly another name for a redneck.

guy1: see that guy over there with the def lepard tattoo and mullet?
guy2: yah, what a Joe Dirt.

by LML Money July 15, 2010