failed5b

The totally best BFDIA 5b mod ever, yeah. Totally. Right guys?

P1: Bro have you played failed5b yet
P2: No why would I ever ChatGPT says it sucks
P1: LIAR! CHATGPT IS A FILTHY N-
P2: Woah calm down!!

P1: Not until you play failed5b
P2: Fine...

by Whatywhat August 21, 2025

Fail

No. I didn't fail. I just didn't unilaterally succeed. So, I have saved your fucking kids from dying in school shootings (which I am still not getting explicit credit for and that IS a problem). To the extent that I have failed it is entirely your fault for demanding that I remain out of the driver's seat and for the stupidest reason imaginable (being mean on the internet). So, instead, you have "Targeted people of America" commercials talking about energy weapons and fucking alien mind control or something. You are not the Jeff Gordon here. You are not the Tom Brady. I invented AI (literally) and I'm taking a backseat to retards for what? You don't want to have to accept the dynamic here. I was and am right. You want to extrajudicially police people. Doing that, thinking like THAT, got your fucking kids murdered. And you don't want to have to let it go.

Hym "So, no I didn't fail. I'm STILL not making that fucking Artificial intelligence for free. You DO need to pay for that in a way that is immediate or I DO need to murder some kids. No it is not directed energy weapons. It IS... THE THING THAT I SAID and NOT that. The YouTube fucks who mocked me ARE AT FAULT and I AM NOT THAT. No I do not need other people to 'keep me in check' and trying to do EXACTLY THAT is what is going to cause me to murder your kids. I do not need to be policed my people who are mentally retarded in comparison to me and your likely need to be murdered for thinking that. And you're not thankful. You're not grateful. You're not sorry. SORRY = 100% FULL AND ABSOLUTE AND EXPLICIT PUBLIC CONTRITION and 100% PAYMENT FOR THE VALUE OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO A SOCIETY THAT HAS SCORNED ME. The 'grieving people' are not more important than me. End of discussion."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2025

Bad Fail

When one fails to badly, it can only be described as Bad Fail.

Bad Fail > Epic Fail in terms of describing failure.

by Teh_Hoplite January 2, 2009

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.

A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".

by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009

Scheppman Fail

To fail to a point where is no return.

Wow, that kid just Scheppman Failed

by Fred Schmidt August 14, 2009

jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009