Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Breast Joke

When your wife wakes you up by putting her tits in your face 👀

That was the breast Joke. You really milked that.

by Madame Frog April 3, 2023

joke suck

If was a serious sucking just a joke so no bi deal

Joke suck your boy and it ain’t gay cause it’s a joke

by TheSarge69 January 17, 2018

A Joke

Look at a mirror

Person 1: Wanna see a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Look at a mirror
*Person 2 looks at mirror*
Person 2: But jokes have meaning

by Pretend that this is a good na October 20, 2021

smock joke

A mixture of the word "smock" (refering to the article of clothing) and of the phrase "cock joke" which was popularized by Stamper from his newgrounds parody.

Smock Jesus: Hey Brandon, cock joke!
Smock God: *looks at smock* Smock Joke.

by SaintSin14 December 9, 2008

Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.

Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*

by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021

Inside Joke

a joke made by 2 or more people that only that group understands! even if you explain it to other people they might not find it as amusing as you would.

Person 1: "ahaha horsepower"
Person 2: "what??"

*inside joke is explained*

Person 2: I don't get it
Person 1: it's an inside joke

by imBDS December 20, 2019