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Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.
Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.
Fake Friend by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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Fake it February 

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it
Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February
Fake it February by Webademude November 11, 2019

Fake Agbero 

Kids with working class parents that left the capital of Nigeria to rent apartments with their parents money in urban-rural part of Lagos
these boys are fake agberos, one broken bottle and they ran off
Fake Agbero by yungpurpchicago December 16, 2019

fake fortnite 

Its any fortnite rip off, main is creative destruction, some other smaller ones are Realm Royale and Strucid
#1: Bro why are you playing fake fortnite

#2: This game is trash lets hop on fake fortnite instead
fake fortnite by HahaEcksDee October 1, 2020
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lol fake
fake by a stranger 🙀 October 8, 2020

Fake Anything 

When your friend says he's okay with anything but is actually not really okay with anything(everything).
You: Jeremy Tan, What should we have for lunch?
Jeremy Tan: Anything
You: Okay I'll get us some pizza.
Jeremy Tan: Can we not have pizza today?

You: Okay.. then I get us Chicken Rice instead.
Jeremy Tan: Sorry I just had chicken rice yesterday, maybe other food options?
You: what? fake anything.. *unfriend* *block*
Fake Anything by Calebby January 12, 2022

Fake Bitch 

Someone who doesn’t answer their siblings phone calls anymore
Fake Bitch by Afoolrs February 7, 2022