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Depression 

Common in 50% of American teenagers. Side effects include listening to Evanescence, posting cringy pictures of faked suicide attempts on Twitter, and whining that you have no social life even though you can easily have one by going outside and not being such a shut-in.
I'm afraid you have depression.
Depression by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017

Post Stranger Con Depression 

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019
Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual

depression 

Turn off Bright Eyes and stop moping on your LiveJournal. At least you're not in a third-world country where your life would actually suck.
"Wah, my parents hate me. I'm going to complain about it in my LiveJournal using the $1200 laptop they bought me."
depression by Oplem June 13, 2005

depression 

One of the many side effects of being a teenager.

See also, bipolar disorder.
Teenager A: I have chronic depression.
Teenager B: It's because you are a teenager. You'll be happy tomorrow, no worries.
depression by Car-o-line October 19, 2005

Tongue Depresser 

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
Tongue Depresser by Delaney February 20, 2004

depression 



"Deep sadness. Hey, I'm only 15 but who cares? I've just learned alot of things. How there are no real friends in this world, duh! How people are always mean, duh! I've got my whole life ahead of me.... blah blah. I know people have it worse. But who cares??? I have thoughts of SUICIDE ! Although I don't have the guts to do it who cares ! ! ! ! ! !
I hate this life , I wanna die.
I am filled with depression."

god dude that wrote this has depression problems!
baby doll i think of suicide yes and i don't have the guts and i'm your age but there are friends and thats one of the things that keeps me alive.
depression isn't a permenant state of mind. although it feels like a hole eating at you regardless of where you are but if you surround yourself with friends you'll be fine! well you should i don't always but meh. and emo wise, just cause i dress and talk and bleh like an emo don't meen that i'm permenently depressed and slit my wrists (i haven't for a month lol :D) i can be quite happy go and hyper active and that happens alot. your more likely to get depressed alone.
alone she sat in depression, knife at her side.
shall i??? the question kills her, but not quite
a friend walks in
"lets go out you look depressed i'm meeting people up town"
"woteva"

she come's back smiling after being surrounded by happy people looks at the knife and puts it away.

tjats how you deal with it dude!!!
depression by ..::fran::.. July 13, 2006