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Berklee College of Music 

A college that will charge you a TON of money, which you'll be paying off the rest of your life, unless your parents are rich. You'll end up working part time as a musician IF you're lucky, and working a non-related job to create a decent income. Current Berklee students, please don't rate, you don't know what's waiting. I would have hated this when I was a current student or recent grad who didn't know the current prospects of an un-employed musician/anything related in this economy.
Yo man, but I went to Berklee College of Music !
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Moravian College

known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

DORMS:
jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.

brophy college prep 

a prep school that is in arizona. In the 1930's it was a college but the great depression caused it to close down and sell some of its land. that land was bought up by xavier college prepatory and turned into a girls only school. after the great depression it was then reopened as a boys only college prep highschool. it is now functioning well and sends many of its students to harvard, yale, etc. it is a jesuit school and uses the motto "men for others".
genuis- yo man I got into brophy college prep

slacker- dude you do know that that school is gay

genius- no its not, there's a girls school next door and they share classes. who would want to be gay

slacker- yeah, I guess your right. sorry about the gay comment

warren wilson college 

A college in Asheville, North Carolina that believes in "the triad." Students are required to work 15 hours a week and do 25 hours of service per year and still take classes. While students are expected to pay nearly $40,000+ dollars to attend, they are compensated for the work that they are required to do by adding a measly $3500 to the already pricey tuition.

"A hippie school in the woods, where everyone smokes weed and lays in the grass."
"dub dub c"
weed
hippie
green
pot heads
Warren wilson college

Hartwick College 

A private liberal arts college just like all of the others in this country where all students are eligible to minor in mountain climbing before graduation and only those who are paralyzed don't play a sport.
Big Tuition Costs + Big Hills = Rich Kids Gettin into Shape
Hartwick College by yan April 12, 2005

Saint Anselm College 

A small ass college thinking it resides in Manchester NH but it actually is in Goffstown. Chances of you getting an A on anything is slim to nothing. Girls have way to much respect for themselves to put out on a regular basis. Most people become alcoholics to deal with their struggle. Weekends are the only plus. Food is overrated. Known as the SAC meaning Shitty Ass College.
Guy 1- I am getting laid this weekend.
Guy 2- Lets be serious you go to Saint Anselm College

Guy 1- I go to Saint Anselm College
Guy 2- Oh damn that just sucks.

Isaac Bear early college 

Its a high school where you take all of your high school classes in 2 years and spend the last 2 years taking classes at uncw.
In the first 2 years you spend over 6 hours a day doing homework honestly.
In the first 2 years you endure literal hell with teachers who make you do stupid non related projects like running around in the forrest. Out of the 4 teachers that teach the 2010-2011 sophomore class the Bio teacher is retarded and assigns the stupidest busywork, the latin teacher is extremely cool and fun, the english is a bitch in class but is really cool if you get to know her, the math teacher is ok, and the history teacher is the best teacher there he makes sure you are well prepared unlike the Bio teacher who doesn't prepare you and for anything then expects you to do masters level work.

The people who go there are either social outcast who cant even count or over achievers.
The girls are lacking in looks there are maybe 5 hot girls who go there but they are overachievers and the rest are fugly.
Me:Hey what are we doing in bio today?
Friend: Mr. bishop gives us another stupid project that will take 10 hours to do.
Me: whats it on?
Friend: Nothing to do with his class
Even: Hey hes not that bad and its a good project
Me and friend: Shut up u fagget
Even: Dont talk to me like that (Sassy voice)
Me: you need to grow a pair fag

Me: i cant wait for summer
64 other students in my class: me to

I go to Isaac Bear early college their are no hot girls, the Bio teacher sucks, and its stupid