Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012

No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.

I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!

by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012

kaylee-chan

A cute kawaii kitten that decided to go down the path of evil ...that also owns a kick-ass pair of scissors and flies on a talking lama named ruscurro.

Wow, she's so hot with those scissors and is riding a lama for some reason. That's some sexy Kaylee-chan right there.

by WarningIAmCoolerThanYou April 24, 2016

nara chan

an awsome guy who loves mexican vagina and who is mostly Chinese he also loves weed , drugs , lean etc.

dang look at him he has a big cock and he is drinking lean he must be a nara chan

by urban dictionary 1496 July 27, 2016

adrian chan

A guy who always put others before himself, even if he does not admit it. He is a cute and funny guy who can be overprotective at times. He is loyal, funny and adorable, all at the same time. He acts smart because he is insecure about his choices in life. If he says he loves you, you should feel special. He only loves you.

She chose him over Adrian Chan, pft. Her loss

by Byung Chan December 26, 2016

Obituary Chances

Engaging in highly risky acts that could lead to one's untimely demise.

Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.

by menoenglish April 20, 2017

mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017