Callum Gillespie

Callum Gillespie loves vodka anything and will drink anyone under the table. He is well known for his tough stuff on and his ability to never know when to shut up. Also has just finished the leaving cert which is a proper two fingers to all the teachers

Callum Gillespie loves using johnnies

Callum Gillespie was spotted in mccaffs
Callum Gillespie does not give a flying f

by Camping Heineken June 13, 2025

Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny

"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone

by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025

calm cool and collected

someone who does not fall for rage baits easily

Julia is not calm cool and collected because she falls for rage baits easily.

by the tree on the side of thecar July 22, 2025

Calm Down G

Calm Down G 🥀

"Csak nyugodj le Taer, nyugodj le. 🥀"

"Rendben. Nyugodt vagyok"

Aggesszív fogalom:

TESÓ MIT CSINÁLSZ!?!?!

-"Calm Down G, Calm down."

by Mátyás Király July 24, 2025

Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

CalamityMan

A surreal figure who appears precisely when things go wrong, not to help, but to narrate the chaos with theatrical flair with a suspiciously wet sandwich in his pocket.

The CalamityMan doesn’t solve problems. He magnifies them. He arrives uninvited, wearing a trench coat made of expired insurance policies, and speaks only in riddles, screams, and outdated Latin proverbs.

He gives the illusion of action, like pointing at things, whispering to walls, licking envelopes ...but ultimately contributes nothing except confusion and a faint smell of licorice.

“Everything was fine until the printer exploded and the CalamityMan showed up with a kazoo and a bucket of mayonnaise.”
“We thought the Wi-Fi was down, but it was just slow. Still, the CalamityMan came and performed a silent interpretive dance in the hallway.”

by Zeverkieken September 16, 2025

Caelum

Going to China, finding a bronze-tier hooker, smearing your piss shit cum and snot all over her hot clitty, and doing evil rape worldwide.

Zerk: "I'm gonna do a Caelum in Asia."
Aiden: "What"

by garretdrivingsystem October 6, 2025