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n. A portmanteau of zero and jerk. A zerk is the kickback that you get when you accelerate from rest or come to a complete stop while driving. A zerk can be strong or weak depending on your acceleration.

v. Zerking is the act of causing a zerk.
New drivers always zerk at stop signs.

I can't stand riding public transportation. If you're standing, you get thrown all over the place from all of the zerks.
by SteelSch December 04, 2010
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The worst competitive COD player to ever exist. Is often seen using the weevil on Infection S&D. Favorite competitive map is Nuk3town. Favorite COD game is Advanced Warfare. Plays with keyboard on PS4.
Damn it Zerk, you choked that round!
by DeiTYx November 15, 2016
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Zerk in RuneScape language is translated to Jerk. It is used in the sentence:

Regular Version: I Jerk Off
RuneScape Version: I Zerk Off
What do you do on your spare time?

I Zerk Off.

What are you doing right now?

I'm Zerkin Off

What did you do yesterday?

I Zerked Off
by Exevien aka I Zerked Off January 29, 2010
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The futuristic form of the word crazy.
Used to describe something that was beyond crazy or insane. A shortcut from the word Berserk but just Zerk for short.
Damn fool, those bitches were hella zerk last night. One of them wouldnt get off my nuts not even for one minute.
by RYRY714 March 06, 2011
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